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  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    ★★★★★

    Laura is the one.

    Laura Palmer as a character began life as quite literally the ultimate victim; a symbol of innocence cut down too soon, a vehicle to tell other stories, a motivation for drama and nothing more. This is a common thing in fiction: dead women who serve as blank slates for the audience to project their own tragedies onto, serving to easily get us into the heads of their survivors (usually men) because of an implied understanding, a…

  • The Matrix Revolutions

    The Matrix Revolutions

    ★★★★★

    If you LOVE ❤ Keanu JESUS ✞😇 and HATE 😡 Agent SATAN 👿🙅 then TYPE AMEN!! 🙏🙏🙏

    It's time to redefine
    Your deophobic mind
    Don't hesitate, no escape from secrets on the inside
    There's nothin' left to lose, there's nothin' left to prove
    Surrender your love, it's all you can do, yeah
    Whatcha got? Whatcha want? Whatcha need?
    Can I be your Savior?
    Everything's gonna crash and break
    But I know - yeah, I know
    Whatcha got? Whatcha want? Whatcha…

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  • Ernest Borgnine on the Bus

    Ernest Borgnine on the Bus

    ★★★★

    What if we kissed 🙈 on Ernest Borgnine's bus? 😳

  • The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run

    The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run

    ★★★

    I dunno, maybe it's that I watched it with other people, maybe it's that I've gotten less cynical toward late SpongeBob, maybe it's that when I pirated this initially I was in the middle of what in retrospect was a covid-inspired depression, but I liked it a lot more this time!

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  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    ½

    Lmao fuck off

  • Hamilton

    Hamilton

    ½

    “We hold these truths to be self-evident
    That all men are created equal”
    And when I meet Thomas Jefferson
    Imma compel him to include women in the sequel

    I want to die.