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  • The French Dispatch

    The French Dispatch

    you had me at timothée chalamet writing poetry in a bathtub

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  • Freddy Got Fingered

    Freddy Got Fingered

    ½

    “when the fuck is this movie going to end?” exactly dude with sign

  • Life in a Year

    Life in a Year

    ★★★

    phil watching ingrid bergman movies alone in the next room is such a mood

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  • The Outsiders

    The Outsiders

    ★★★½

    there was a scene in this where i thought ponyboy was about to kiss johnny and ‬i’ve never felt so queerbaited in my life

  • The King

    The King

    if timothée chalamet happens to stab me with his sword and throw me in a dungeon do NOT prosecute him! that is ON ME! he is doing his job AS KING!!