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  • Aquaman



    Every bit the bombastic vaporwave fever dream that I was promised, ‘Aquaman’ shines brightest when it abandons any consideration of being taken seriously. The aesthetic and imagery on display here has been something close to my heart since I was a toddler, and James Wan did a fantastic job of bringing the Lassen inspired environments to life. ‘Aquaman’ mostly succeeds as a self aware overblown piss take, existing somewhere in between a Disney Channel teen mermaid film and a full…

  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut


    Bloody hell, I can’t remember the last time a film overwhelmed me this much. I had to stop at least 3 times just to catch my breath and mull over my thoughts, i couldn’t get to sleep until 4am and I’ve had ‘Waltz No.2’ tormenting me in my head for approximately 12 hours now.

    I barely feel qualified to talk about this film, as there is just so much going on and so much depth, nuance and ambiguity. ‘Eyes Wide…

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  • Training Day

    Training Day


    I’ve never been a particularly assertive, bold or dominant person. I hate confrontation, and i’ve never been very good at handling social interactions with more provocative personality types. I can’t stand people who view human interaction as a game of chess, constantly trying to impose themselves on others, either by putting them down or trying to manipulate them for their own gain. 

    Watching ‘Training Day’ was an absolutely nerve shredding experience, the first time in a very long while that…

  • Chungking Express

    Chungking Express


    We are but mortal beings, all carrying our own expiration date, no different from a can of tinned pineapple on a shelf. Empires rise and fall, our cellular matter decays and is immediately replaced, time marches on, unrelenting in its certainty.

    People grow, personalities change. The person you fell in love with yesterday is not the person you wake up next to in the morning. Relationships are all but a roll of the dice, a shot in the dark, each…