Chase Mitchell

Chase Mitchell

I love movies and I guess I was bored in quarantine, so here I am.

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  • Nobody

    Nobody

    ★★★★

    Better Call Saul? More like Better Kill Everyone!

    P.S. What universe is this where everyone in your life expects you to have bludgeoned an armed female robber to death with a golf club

  • Thunder Force

    Thunder Force

    The only good thing about this movie is that it resulted in an article I saw today titled “Melissa McCarthy Please Stop Making Bad Movies With Your Husband.”

    I’ve spent a lot of time wondering if they’ve ever had a conversation about it. They HAD to have by now, right?

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  • Dick Johnson Is Dead

    Dick Johnson Is Dead

    ★★★★★

    The guy at the end with the horn, goddamn. I don't think I've ever seen anything so funny and so heartbreaking at the same time.

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    ★★

    Not entirely sure what to say about this.

    It’s an absolutely absurdly paced thing. Main characters disappear for entire hours of movie. It has at least twice as many endings as Return Of The King.

    But, admittedly, some scenes are actually better and more coherent than the original cut.

    But Jesus Christ, why did I watch this, and why would anyone. 70 million dollars to elevate a D to a nearly impossible-to-watch C-