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  • The Firm

    The Firm

    I began identifying as british, by the end I reached fervent english nationalism. Cheers Alan

  • Tenet

    Tenet

    My favourite part was when Michael Caine said "This ain't a movie you blundering pillock, it's a Flim. Master Wayne might I inform you Flim backwards is Milf??? Nolan done it again no doubt."

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  • Love Exposure

    Love Exposure

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I wouldn’t really know where to start with this Swiss cheese slab of a film, so I think I might just focus on my favourite scene. A sequence of big mac sr. proportions, and pretences, just like me and every young beta cuck sop out there (Yep i’m talking about the Corinthians 13 one). Serving as a tasty lil anagnorisis for Yu, the speech allows him to recognise his (at that point) unreciprocal love, and his position within their love…

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker