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  • Labyrinth
  • Clerks
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
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  • Big Bird in Japan

  • Muppets Haunted Mansion

    ★★★★½

  • Red Riding Hoodwinked

  • Top Gunner

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  • Labyrinth

    Labyrinth

    ★★★★★

    This film was one of the first films I ever rated on here, but I've never been quite satisfied with what I had initially wrote so I figured I'd delete it, and reorganize my thoughts a little bit. Get ready cause this is going to be overly long and sappy.

    Words cannot begin to describe how much I love this film. My relationship with this film is fairly intimate and it holds a special place in my heart more so…

  • Laserhawk

    Laserhawk

    A long time ago, I found this movie at a pawn shop in a 5 for $5 bin. The DVD cover was cheap and the plastic smelled funny, it looked super old and really corny, but I picked it up anyways and thought it might be good for a laugh.

    It wasn't.

    I hated it the whole way through. Or at least, right up until the third act. I'm not exaggerating when I say the exact second that one of…

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  • Big Bird in Japan

    Big Bird in Japan

    I can't wait for the finale to this trilogy: Big Bird in North Korea.

  • Muppets Haunted Mansion

    Muppets Haunted Mansion

    ★★★★½

    Being a lifelong die-hard Muppets fanatic, always ready for new content, I've been eagerly waiting for this one ever since it was first announced back in May.

    The Muppet troupe have been in talks to make a haunted house film for years, and they even made a Mario 64-like PlayStation One game based on the concept back in the day called Muppet Monster Adventure. (And that game totally rocks too, by the way.) So the fact that they finally made…

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