• Squid Game

    Squid Game

    ★★★★★

    “There’s someone that cares.”

    episode 6 & player 001 … that is all.

  • Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum

    Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum

    ★★★★½

    yes yes yes! 🎥

    Not to hype this up or anything but…. I’m gonna!

    Anyone who truly knows me, knows I absolutely love finding a solid and bloody fucking effective found footage horror movie and recently seeing this title pop up in TOP 10 lists my curiosity got the best of me. 

    Although, this doesn’t necessarily bring anything new to the found footage genre it packs a major punch during the final 30 minutes, ya girl might have gotten way more…

  • Prisoners of the Ghostland

    Prisoners of the Ghostland

    ★★★

    *Nic Cage jumps on bicycle with a small white basket*
    Man in crowd - “he’s so cool.”

    The fucking coolest. 

    Now im no Sion Sono expert I’ve only seen a small handful of his films, Cold Fish and Tag, both were outstanding on ALL SORTS OF LEVELS (seriously check those bad boys out!) but…Prisoners of the Ghostland does not compare to the fuck-uppery that happens in those two, this is, for lack of a better word, milddddd *low sizzle*. Part…

  • Snowpiercer

    Snowpiercer

    ★★★★½

    happy birthday Bong Joon Ho! 🥺
    Had to atleast enjoy one of the kings films today, I wish I had the guts to watch Okja again but that film destroys me…
    ANYWAY!

    SLOW MOTION ACTION SEQUENCES GIVE. ME. LIFE and so does Tilda Swinton's speech while holding a shoe. 👞 

    “THIS IS NOT A SHOE!” 

    honestly those jelly blocks can fuck right off. ugh

  • Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives

    Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives

    ★★★★★

    “I’m not a ghost. I’m a catfish.” 👀 

    My first Apichatpong Weerasethakul experience, (yeah YOU try pronouncing it) I don’t exactly know what to make of this little film right here, I’m left scratching my head and thinking about monkey ghosts, all the monkey ghosts.

    Will I recommend everyone this movie? Yes. 
    Will they hate me for recommending them this movie? Yes. 
    Is it worth the price of said hatred? Yes. 

    5 stars because wat

  • David Lynch Cooks Quinoa

    David Lynch Cooks Quinoa

    ★★★★★

    Fun fact of the day! David Lynch likes to have quinoa for dinner every chance he gets. 

    Recipe:
    1 inch of water 
    Sea salt (he says he’s going to put about THAT much in there but doesn’t show us)
    Quinoa 
    organic broccoli
    Bouillon 

    “To bide your time, have some wine!” 

    - David Lynch

    This didn’t make me want quinoa at all.

  • Bo Burnham: Make Happy

    Bo Burnham: Make Happy

    ★★★★★

    “LICK THIS CLIT THEN LEAVE, SON”

  • Cinema Paradiso

    Cinema Paradiso

    ★★★★★

    “Movies, always movies!”

    🎞 
    this was beyond magical and my bitter heart is full at maximum capacity. where has this masterpiece been all my life, truly was not expecting to love this to the extent that I’m feeling right now. might even watch the directors cut and cry... more. 

    i love being a cinephile. 
    cinema = life 
    *buys films to fill the void*

  • Dreams

    Dreams

    ★★★★★

    Criterion challenge 2021 part 2: Akira Kurosawa 

    “A scene that looks like a painting doesn't make a painting. If you take the time to look closely, all of nature has its own beauty.” 

    I’m on my third Akira Kurosawa film of the day, that’s right, my day consisted of literally watching and fully indulging in on all this brilliance, I couldn’t be happier. 

    There are eight shorts in this beautiful arthouse of an anthology, each are tiny, colorful, sensory-packed and atmospheric…

  • See No Evil

    See No Evil

    ★★★★½

    No one talks about this movie and that’s a damn shame! 
    Second time watching and it still managed to get under my skin and Mia Farrow is an absolute gem, but that goes without saying of course.

  • Cemetery of Terror

    Cemetery of Terror

    ★★★★½

    “Tonight we will do something special.”

    Alright alright alright!
    I hope everyone got everything they wanted and more during the Vinegar Syndrome Black Friday sale! 

    You’re gonna wanna add this to your October watchlist because this bad boy takes place on our beloved Halloween night, the best time of the year, there’s Jack-o-lanterns and curfews set, the fogs rolling in, teenagers decide to steal a corpse. The whole sha-bang!
    When given the opportunity to either go to a rock concert…

  • Verotika

    Verotika

    Absolutely awful but... BUT... 
    theres crying tits and thats just something you don’t see everyday so bonus points for that.

    STAY FOR THE FIRST SEGMENT THEN SHUT IT OFF AND NEVER LOOK BAAAAACK