Chris Cuervo

Chris Cuervo

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  • Underworld: Blood Wars

    Underworld: Blood Wars


    Finished this series with a bang. Thank god they brought it back around cause I was gonna be really disappointed. Not sure if I’m team vampire or team lycan. Kate wins this series without a doubt. Great HMP watch party

  • Underworld: Awakening

    Underworld: Awakening


    What the fuck. Honestly a little upset with this one. Too “modern” for my liking. I recommend just watching the first three and then the last. Skip this one if you know what’s good for you.

Popular reviews

  • Prisoners



    Didn’t think you could pack so much into one film and still keep people on edge. Tension was great and got to the point where I was nervous AF for most of it. Out of the whole film Jake Gyllenhaal’s eye twitch stole the show, don’t @ me

  • Underwater



    Not gonna lie, I kind of enjoyed this more than I thought I would. It did start to fall once the creatures came along tho. The suspense throughout the beginning was great and I wish it would have stuck better. Clear references to other films were made, but that’s not always a bad thing. I was pretty impressed by the sound design and special effects. One of my biggest fears is the ocean which is why I think I was…