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  • Dune
  • Hero
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  • Free Guy

    ★★★½

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★★★★½

  • Elf

    ★★★★★

  • xXx

    ★★★

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  • Free Guy

    Free Guy

    ★★★½

    🤓👕1st Viewing👕🤓

    I am nothing if not a basic bitch.

    I love to laugh. I love Ryan Reynolds. I love the fantasy genre. I love Fantasy by Mariah Carey SOOO much. I love Stranger things. I love Taika. I love Star Wars and Marvel. I love existential movies. I love stories about freedom and rebellion. I love themes of pacifism, individuality and non-conformism.

    And this blended AAAALLLLL that together in a imaginative,delicious bubble-gum flavored movie that I can enjoy for the rest of my days.

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★★★★½

    📚💥Duel of The Fates Comic Review💥📚

    If the DOTF script made me love Episode 9 as a concept, this fan made comic (link at the end) of said script mad me adore it and this trilogy so much more than I already do.

    The comic while fan made and a little crude allowed me to get sucked into the story and visualize it much better. I will go to this any time I rewatch the trilogy. It once again made…

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  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    ★★★★★

    1 ⭐️ for Henry Cavills Oscar-Worthy Mustache
    1 ⭐️ for Tom’s dangling shattered foot
    1 ⭐️ for the severe carpel tunnel I developed white-knuckling it the entire movie.
    And 1 ⭐️ for each arm Cavill reloaded.

    By my math, that makes 5 ⭐️s

  • Space Jam

    Space Jam

    ★★★½

    Worst reffed game I’ve ever seen. I counted a minimum of 147 flagrant fouls. Marvin Martian HAD to have been a part of the NBA ref-betting ring with Tim Donaghy from the late 90s-early 2000s.

    Needs to be fired immediately. We need to protect the health of our cartoons.

    #ProtectOurToons