Favorite films

  • Moonrise Kingdom
  • Clerks
  • Her
  • Pulp Fiction

Recent activity

  • The Big Lebowski


  • Sincerely Louis C.K.


  • Death Proof


  • Nitram


Recent reviews

  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up


    Within the past 24 hours I’ve read people call Adam McKay a hack who treats his audience like they’re stupid, and also people say that new shell of a Spider-Man thing is groundbreaking and inventive. 

    Another reminder to get off the internet for a bit. Gonna only use this device for what it’s meant for, sports highlights and pornography. 

    Merry Christmas, Y’all. 


    I’ve never seen something completely reflect my feelings of the upcoming end of the world. There’s nothing you can do about it, so might as well be grateful for what you have, and spend some nice time with those you love.

  • Shane Gillis: Live In Austin

    Shane Gillis: Live In Austin


    I didn’t realize that people not named Louis CK are still funny nowadays

Popular reviews

  • Truth or Dare

    Truth or Dare

    Wow, MoviePass has really lowered my standards on what I'll see in theatres

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame


    How do you follow up Infinity War? A film that not only serves its purpose as a Marvel film and what was (then) the culmination of 18 previous films, but a genuinely well-made piece of cinema that battles the homogenization of the blockbuster by giving it much-needed stakes and emotion. Do you go even further to challenge the viewers? That’s what I thought I wanted, but it is not at all what we get. And, I am surprisingly more than…