The Lighthouse

The Lighthouse ★★★★★

HAARK!! Ye next episode of Cineflek be out now! (Ye can find links to me podcast here Apple PodcastsSpotify)

How long have we been in quarantine? Five weeks? Two days? Help me to recollect... The Lighthouse be the best horror flick for these here troubled times.

Dafoe out acts Pattinson I says!! Much praise to the feller who can stand up to the master of the sea, but by Merlin's beard Dafoe talks with his eyes, he does! There's enchantment in his complexion.

The best wicky of them all be Robert Eggers! Ain't never been a director more bleak. Made the aspect ratio nearly square, he did! Feels quite claustrophobic if ye ask me!

Ye best be checking out yer new podcast episode if ye ain't want them sea birds engorging yer organs until yer forgotten to any man.

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