Night of the Living Dead ★★★★½

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

Dear 1968:

We made a film that has the following:

-Female protagonist.
-Whoops! Now an African-American protagonist.
-It is in black & white.
-It's all in one night! All in one one house!
-We wait forever to even kind of tell you what's going on
-People eat other people! You even get to see it!
-Women die!
-Kids die!
-Kids kill their folks!
-Brothers kill sisters!
-Wait, everyone dies!
-Whatever was happening has no conclusion!

Please enjoy our film,

George A. Romero
Influencer of Horror, American Independent Film & Italian Horror Cinema
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
(412) BIG-ZOMB

Often imitated, never duplicated. Thank you George, we are forever in your debt.

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