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  • Alita: Battle Angel

    Alita: Battle Angel

    the epitome of corporate cinema— essentially what hollywood, and more specifically the american blockbuster, has become. figures like Bay can at least still manage to Wow me with the absolute absurdity of their projects, often times feeling subversive with what they manage to get away with, but Rodriguez doesn't even attempt to come near said absurdity instead leaving me constantly bored as i'm staring at this two hour narrative that devotes all of its formalities into setting up a franchise

  • Fat Albert

    Fat Albert

    god I can’t stop thinking did this bitch fuck a cartoon