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  • There Will Be Blood
  • La Haine
  • Mommy
  • Stalker

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  • Coherence

    ★★★★

  • Zola

    ★★★½

  • Night of the Living Carrots

    ★★

  • B.O.B.'s Big Break

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  • Voyagers

    Voyagers

    ★★

    among us but the imposter isn’t sus he’s just a douchbag

  • Zodiac

    Zodiac

    ★★★★

    this serves as an excuse for me to rank zodiac signs (don’t take this seriously idc when u were born)
     
    1- Aquarius 
    2- Aries 
    3- Leo  
    4- Libra 
    5- Sagittarius (das me😲)
    6- Gemini  
    7- Virgo 
    8- Scorpio 
    9- Capricorn 
    10- Pisces 
    11- Taurus 
    12- Cancer

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  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie

    ★★½

    sad😢horny😍sad😪horny🥵sad😭horny🥴sad🤧


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  • Inglourious Basterds

    Inglourious Basterds

    ★★★★★

    I don’t have anything new to say so here’s the recipe for making strudels 


    Ingredients
    For strudel:

    1 ½ cups bread flour
    4 Tbsp vegetable oil
    2 egg whites
    ¼ tsp salt
    ½ Tbsp of lemon juice
    ¼ cup of warm water (approximately 110°F) 
    4 good baking apples, peeled (such as granny smith)
    ½ cup sugar
    1 Tbsp cinnamon
    ½ cup raisins
    Zest of 1 lemon
    Some lemon juice (optional)
    2 Tbsp melted butter
    ½ cup finely chopped hazelnuts and…