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  • Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief

    Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief

    ★½

    This is bad, it’s really bad. Like I would rather have tea with Hera than watch this. I mean siriusly it’s just bad. This is why

    1 Annabeth is Blonde with Grey eyes. Not a blue eyed brunette

    2 Percy has Green eyes and Black hair.

    3 Grover is white ( this really isn’t a problem but with all the other things it just adds to it.)

    Above is a copy/pasted review of The Lightning Thief that I came across…

  • Chappie

    Chappie

    ★½

    So half baked, and so very self-serious. Would be wonderful if it had really tapped in to its own absurdities, but alas.

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  • Apocalypse Now

    Apocalypse Now

    ★★★★★

    Rain. Blood. Napalm. Purple smoke. Eyes. Mud. Surfing. Poetry. Spears. Water buffalo. The river. The bridge. The jungle. The horror.

    Vietnam.

    Perfection.

  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    ★★★★

    Purity.

    This is the biggest word that comes to mind when I think about Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood. Here’s a film that just feels pure. It’s unconcerned with modern filmmaking conventions, a steady narrative, or even a motive for being. It’s just there in all of its rose-tinted beauty. Quentin Tarantino’s career has been packed with a majority of highs and a minority of lows, but Hollywood doesn’t feel like it’s trying to best any of his other…