• What's Cooking?

    What's Cooking?

    ★★★★

    julianna margulies playing a fruit is quite yasss

  • Snakes on a Plane

    Snakes on a Plane

    ★½

    it'd be zero stars if julianna margulies wasn't in it

  • EMO the Musical

    EMO the Musical

    this movie is a fun piss take to watch, but I don't think I could ever actually enjoy it tbh, it's just so fuckin bizzare ive no idea how anyone actually decided this would be good to make

  • Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga

    Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga

    ★★★

    only giving it stars for Rachel MacAdams

  • Hamilton

    Hamilton

    yes the songs are catchy but the musical is inherently bad so 🤷‍♂️

  • Legally Blonde

    Legally Blonde

    ★★★★★

    i may be gay but im also madly in love with Reese Witherspoon

  • Frozen II

    Frozen II

    ★★★★

    this movie wasn't great by any means, but I'm still giving it a good review simply for the fact that I had a good time watching it and it was the last movie I saw in the cinema with my auntie before she passed away :)

  • The Blind Side

    The Blind Side

    this movie was shown to me and my entire religion class by our white p*do teacher when I was in 1st year, he told us that this movie was "so important" and was "the only way we'd learn about racism correctly"

    And though it might be obvious by my half a star rating, it wasn't anything like it'd been described.

    This movie was solely made to fuel all the white savior complexes of the creators (and viewers) who felt they…

  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    iwl i havent watched this movie since its release, but i can rly appreciate how the movie starts at the absolute worst part of the main girl's life and shows how unstable she's feeling while everything crumbles around her, then ends with her finally being free from what was holding her back from happiness and she finally smiles :)

    I've not seen too many horrors, but I'm sure it's more than common for them to play out the opposite way, where things only get worse and worse for the protagonist, so it's nice to see a different take on things!

  • The Nightmare Before Christmas

    The Nightmare Before Christmas

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    My absolute favourite movie of all time, but like other comments said, there was no reason for Jack and Sally to actually get together at the end of the movie!! Their relationship was entirely one sided :(

    but other than that I love this movie sm and everything about it

  • Zathura: A Space Adventure

    Zathura: A Space Adventure

    ★½

    I watched this with my parents a year or two ago, and honestly I thought it was just a fever dream,,, but unfortunately it's real and now I have to remember that some people actually enjoyed this movie

  • Joker

    Joker

    ★★½

    the beginning of Rock N Roll II (the song that plays while he's dancing on the stairs) sounds so much like Katy Perry's I Kissed A Girl that I always have to wonder which song I'm listening to when one of them comes on