Drew Clanton

Drew Clanton


19 | he/him | writer
one of these’ll be mine some day.

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  • A Recipe for Seduction

    A Recipe for Seduction


    if there isn’t a sex scene where colonel sanders is eating pussy for a solid hour before coming up for air and saying “that’s finger lickin’ good” then honestly what’s the fucking point

    UPDATE: there wasn’t 😔

  • The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight


    Christian Bale Batman:
    – lets his best friend die
    – still looks exactly like Patrick Bateman
    – punches dogs off of parking garages

    Robert Pattinson Batman:
    – has no friends probably
    – hot as fuck, sexy eyeliner
    – would never punch a dog, loves animals

Recent reviews

  • Desert Hearts

    Desert Hearts


    *billy eichner voice* let’s go lesbians !!

  • Frances Ha

    Frances Ha


    hey! I just got a tax rebate, wanna go to dinner?

Popular reviews

  • Desperados


    if I had a nickel for every dolphin penis in this movie, I’d have one nickel, but it’s weird that it happens that many times right?

  • Judas and the Black Messiah

    Judas and the Black Messiah


    daniel kaluuya oscar when