if there isn’t a sex scene where colonel sanders is eating pussy for a solid hour before coming up for air and saying “that’s finger lickin’ good” then honestly what’s the fucking point

UPDATE: there wasn’t 😔

Christian Bale Batman:
– lets his best friend die
– still looks exactly like Patrick Bateman
– punches dogs off of parking garages

Robert Pattinson Batman:
– has no friends probably
– hot as fuck, sexy eyeliner
– would never punch a dog, loves animals

*billy eichner voice* let’s go lesbians !!

hey! I just got a tax rebate, wanna go to dinner?

if I had a nickel for every dolphin penis in this movie, I’d have one nickel, but it’s weird that it happens that many times right?

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