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  • Uncut Gems
  • La Haine
  • Scarface
  • Steve Jobs

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  • Scream

    ★★★

  • Phantom Thread

    ★★★★★

  • Jessabelle

    ★★

  • The Other Guys

    ★★★½

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  • Vice

    Vice

    not gonna finish this i fucking hate u adam mckay pls just put all ur money into succession and never pick up a fucking camera again

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  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up

    ★½

    it’s like one second i’m enjoying the movie and the next the music is too loud and drowning out the character who’s speaking. and then we’re doing a montage and there’s a random freeze frame that’s too close up on leonardo dicaprio’s piercingly blue eyes. and then we’re in the middle of a scene and there’s a random shot of like a purse on the floor and one song is interrupting another song and the freeze frame is going on…

  • Ocean's Eleven

    Ocean's Eleven

    ★★★★½

    minus 1/2 a star because i was waiting for brad pitt and george clooney to have sex but it never happened