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  • Still Life (Betamale)

    Still Life (Betamale)


    So this is what a cringe compilation for art world snobs looks like.

  • Johnny Handsome

    Johnny Handsome


    Serviceable B movie in the always capable hands of Walter Hill. A fine foreshadowing of Monkey Rourke fucking up his handsome face.

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  • Tenet


    Half the dialogue is exposition. The soundtrack goes BRRRRM. You will forget the entire thing on the drive home. A film by Christopher Nolan.

  • Stuart Little

    Stuart Little

    Imagine being a kid at that orphanage and someone picked a talking mouse over you.