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I'm the cockroach feasting on the world's cinematic dumpsters.

Fun Fact: Most of my reviews are written on my phone while on the toilet.

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  • Meet the Feebles

    Meet the Feebles

    ★★★★½

    "I want this fudge pecker illuminated!"

    Meet the fucking Feebles. Hands down my favorite Peter Jackson movie. Hands down one of my all-time favorite movies. I don't know why I have kept this at the low rating of 7/10 during my previous watches but I will up this to the well deserved 9/10 for this. I fucking love this disgusting pile of filth.

    Meet the Feebles, for those of you who havn't seen the light yet, is a parody of…

  • Auschwitz

    Auschwitz

    ½

    "You know what my son brought me for breakfast this morning? Dog shit."

    Uwe Boll's Auschwitz might be his most genius project.

    This man's entire career is based on fraud and hate. He made money by getting the rights for videogame franchises (even though he hates videogames) and make deliberately terrible films that have barely anything to do with the source material. To add to his image he makes fun of his critics and builds up a solid infamy that…

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  • Close Encounters of the Third Kind

    Close Encounters of the Third Kind

    ★★★½

    Midnight Society Roulette #20: Clark

    "Why, even my dog has a gas mask!"

    Close Encounters of the Third Kind is one of the classic movies about contact with extraterrestrial life. It's one of those films that even if you haven't seen it before you will recognize a lot of elements and predict a lot of story beats because you picked them up through osmosis since it's so ingrained into pop culture, inspiring a lot of other things. Therefore it can…

  • The Slumber Party Massacre

    The Slumber Party Massacre

    ★★★

    #2 of Sleeping With Roaches – Hooptober 2020

    "Kid, you're a case."

    Although I love horror I'm usually not much into the slasher genre unless the killer is actually interesting. The Slumber Party Massacre however has a pretty interesting backstory and reputation.
    Being written and directed by Amy Holden Jones who intended this to be satire on the genre with a more feminist spin before production got dragged into the direction of a sexploitative, rather genuine genre flick, the end…

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  • The People Under the Stairs

    The People Under the Stairs

    ★★★½

    I think this is the first crawlspace film I have seen now and I have a feeling I won't find a better one.
    The People Under the Stairs is more a dark comedy than a strict horrorfilm. It's basically about a young Afroamerican boy who gets trapped in the house of a really weird woman and man who keep anything from escaping the house, including their tortured daughter and the people they imprisoned in the basement, one of which found…

  • I Am Here....Now

    I Am Here....Now

    ½

    Main Feature for Russman's Letterboxd Movie Night XXIV

    Torture... Pure torture...
    If it wasn't for that goddamn contract I signed with my own blood to get into Russman's "Club of the Cool Kids" I might have chosen the easy way out by chewing some cyanide. But I guess a Russboy must do what a Russboy must do...

    So.... The journey through Neil Breen's movies continues. Last time we watched Double Down which I was prepared for. I knew what I…