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  • Halloween

    Halloween

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    The whole thing feels like a dark, white trash meditation on the concept of nature vs nurture and the cycles of abuse. It's not elegant, but I think it’s powerful in a primal way.Β Zombie tried something radically different and auteur-ish with a well-established series, knowing the consequences. I very rebelliously love this Frankenstein's monsterΒ of a film.

    HALLOWEEN
    Rob Zombie

  • Countdown

    Countdown

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    I was counting down the minutes until this fucking movie was over.

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  • Love Me Tender

    Love Me Tender

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    Character: Farmer

    EP’s first role is a supporting one w/ minimal singing...which is great because uhhhh they didn’t listen to rock in 1865. Apparently the first American film to use a squib hit.

  • Fun in Acapulco

    Fun in Acapulco

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    Character: Singer / Lifeguard / Ex-Trapeze Artist

    Elvis is scared of a fucking diving board and sings a song about how hard it is to have sex in a car

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  • Framing Britney Spears

    Framing Britney Spears

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    America failed this woman.

    Want to shave my head and beat Britney Spears’ dad with an umbrella

  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie

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    So if you give Sam Levinson a bad review...he will cast a black actor to play himself? in a movie made to roast you? under the false pretense that you gave him a GLOWING review? in which you called him tour de force?Β but for all the wrong racial-political reasons?

    As a movie & nothing more, I give it a 3 out of 5

    As a look into Sam Levinson’s psyche, I give it a β€œyikes” out of β€œyou better hope Spike Lee never sees this”