Notting Hill ½

I'm a sucker for romcoms, & I can usually stomach the dumber ones, mostly because I stick to watching these things when on my menses. I especially like to heat up instant ramen in the cold months & watch ten or so of them in one sitting, while the sodium-rich microwaved regret drips like larvae down my protruding chin & the hormones hold elaborate soirées in my uterus. But I have found this one to be too hackneyed, too saccharine, too dull & too affected, even when I'm emotionally impaired, sloshed on Maruchan & otherwise incapable of sound judgement.

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