Cole Braun

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Welcome to the scrawny White boy’s letterbox who is too cynical and doesn’t like to enjoy most things

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  • King Kong

    King Kong

    ★★½

    I swear to god peter if you put one more slow mo, 10 FPS, zooming shot in this movie I’m gonna puke

  • War for the Planet of the Apes

    War for the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★★

    Goddamn man this movie is just so fucking good, bad ape epic, animation epic, story epic, human characters actually interesting this trilogy is just so much better then it has a right to be

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  • Toy Story 4

    Toy Story 4

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Why is Buzz so stupid and dumbed down in this movie when he isn’t in the first three? Why is so much time spent on new characters and not the old cast? Why does Bonnie not even notice Woody not being present, Why does she promise that she’ll take care of woody and then abandon him I get it she’s like 6 but cmon, why does this movie exist in the first place. In all the interviews and stuff before…

  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★★

    I uhhhh.... I...uhhhh.... ok where do we start, firstly, this isn’t a bad movie but it’s just uhhhhh.... ok well.
    The Good: The music was super weird but in a very good way, the action specifically the fight scenes are amazing and surprisingly brutal in a John Wick-esque way, the story once it starts to fit together is super super good
    The Bad: The main character whose name I literally can’t remember just felt super flat at least compared to…