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Favorite films

  • Tampopo
  • All That Jazz
  • The Master
  • Inside Llewyn Davis

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  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

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  • The Power of the Dog

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  • The Year of Living Dangerously

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  • Licorice Pizza

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  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

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    Medieval high fantasy existed before Tolkien, but he distilled it, refined it, then perfected it with one of the best stories ever written, still rivaled by few. Then, Jackson adapted it into one of the greatest movie trilogies of all time that is more formative to me and my childhood than any other intellectual property. The cliches and common pitfalls of fantasy all stem back to this monolithic perfection of a thing, balancing humor with heart every step of the way and sporting some of the best payoffs ever put to screen.

    My only question is this: do you think NazgΓ»l have kinky sex?

  • The Power of the Dog

    The Power of the Dog

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    Oh yeah baby it’s good movie season

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  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

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    Standing ovation in my theater. When Nicole Kidman says β€œthat indescribable feeling you get when the lights dim” this is what she’s referring to.

  • Harriet

    Harriet

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    This is exactly the type of movie your substitute history teacher will play and pause every fifteen minutes to tell you exactly what’s about to happen, and right before their favorite part of the movie will say β€œthis is the most powerful moment in movie history, get ready”. And then that one kid in the back will raise their hand and say that the movie contradicts what they learned in the civil war unit a few weeks ago in some very specific and unimportant way, and the substitute will get flustered and try to defend the movie and the filmmaker’s creative license.