did this get an extra 1/2 to full star because they’re hot? 

...perhaps...

Keanu jumping out of a plane with just a gun made me hit an emotional high point that I haven’t come close to reaching in almost a year

the part where jack and virgil are going through the cave is a metaphor for how far lars von trier is up his own ass

Dear Adam, 

Thank you so much for releasing Hubie Halloween on my birthday, I know you could have chosen many other days to do it, so choosing today, my birthday, is truly special. I’m glad that you and your friends had fun. Is your thermos multi-tool real? Where can I get one? I really liked the part where you made that funny noise. You know the one. Haha. 

Anyway, thank you again for this special birthday present for my birthday. 

Sincerely, 
Cole