Pan's Labyrinth ★★★½

Uh oh. It's me, here again with another hot take.

I cannot tell you how bored and uninvested I was in this film. It is absolutely stunning, and the design on every single aspect is marvelous, but there was simply nothing there for me to care about. The final 30 minutes is fantastic, though.

I apologize for all of those who I've let down, and I promise that my takes will start properly aligning with the popular opinion sooner than later.