Constantine ★★★½

The Matrix Ressurrected

(It's worth noting just how underrated Keanu actually is. Outside of Bram Stoker's Dracula, where he is legitimately bad, I truly believe he is good to great in almost everything else. He can sell the corniest of dialogue too.

"God's a kid with an ant farm, lady. He's not planning anything."

He makes it look so easy. He probably should have gotten an Oscar nom for The Matrix. I'm serious.)