Colton’s review published on Letterboxd:
I promise the schlockfest review marathon will end one day.
All the human stuff is boring, and all the AVP stuff is too dark and shot too close. Some big moments of gore and gross images if you’re into that, though.
Ya know, I’ve stayed in Gunnison county before. Gorgeous place, lovely people. I wonder what they think of this movie which ends with them being nuked and the military reaction is “shit happens, man 🤷♀️ “