Favorite films

  • Millennium Mambo
  • Heat
  • Five Element Ninjas
  • Conan the Barbarian

Recent activity

  • Hands of Death


  • Uncut Gems


  • The Lady from Shanghai


  • Silver Dragon Ninja


Recent reviews

  • Hands of Death

    Hands of Death

    godfrey ho combines his usual detached ninja bullshit with a jungle treasure hunt story that's filmed almost exclusively in wide-angle lenses to the point that every scene becomes focused on these HUGE flattened landscapes rather than any of the events or characters of the story. almost non-stop fight scenes in this, which isn't as cool as you'd hope.

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems


    watching this was a very mystical experience for me because i have the exact same kind of addictive personality that howard does and i am unbelievably paranoid about getting into debt and getting hooked on gambling if i ever got into it. thank god that i decided to become addicted to seeing films instead 🙏🙏🙏

Popular reviews

  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    Venom: Let There Be Carnage


    venom LITERALLY said gay rights!!!

    they gave every single worst line in the script to michelle williams and she carried that shit like a champ. robert richardson photographed the crap out of this as well when he definitely didn't need to. absolutely dumb as hell, i loved every second of it. reminds you that capeshit doesn't have to be totally irredeemable self-important garbage; there's hope for cinema yet! give me a hundred more screwball comedies with big stupid queer slime creatures!!!

  • Nomadland


    every single year we arrive at the shallow end of the filmmaking pool known as awards season, and every single year there's a movie (or several) exactly like nomadland. a touristic faux-docudrama vehicle for the most banal form of misery porn, presenting itself with all the deliberately-adorned signifiers of 'authenticity' and 'deeply-felt emotion' that endear this insidious genre of film to a dishwater-dull critical audience desperate to see any portrait of society that vaguely acknowledges that weird and esoteric concept…