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  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • Mommie Dearest
  • Female Trouble
  • Sleepaway Camp

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  • I Know What You Did Last Summer

    ★★½

  • Thir13en Ghosts

    ★★½

  • [REC]

    ★★★★

  • Halloween Kills

    ★★½

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  • I Know What You Did Last Summer

    I Know What You Did Last Summer

    ★★½

    well… this is definitely a slasher movie!

    the opening 20 minutes are pretty solid but it all just ultimately devolves into something you’ve already seen a million times before. 
    plus the killer reveal is just…. ridiculously convoluted.

    fun costume design + weapon choice for the killer tho!

  • Thir13en Ghosts

    Thir13en Ghosts

    ★★½

    a horrible script that is elevated an absurd amount by it’s amazing production design.
    outside of some dated cgi and obnoxious editing, the movie always looks pretty great. but yeah, that script is garbo baby.

    it’s kind of a charming movie tho in it’s unabashedly loud and colorful funhouse-y nature. i had a good enough time with it.

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  • Wendy Williams: The Movie

    Wendy Williams: The Movie

    ★★½

    yes, im giving this 2 1/2 stars.
    yes, i also simultaneously believe that this is a masterpiece and i wouldn’t change a thing.
    we exist.

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    ★★½

    oof…

    the gore is plentiful in this one and the effects for it are pretty awesome, but wowww do they have the characters acting stupid here.
    i can’t remember the last time i was this consistently baffled by the choices of characters throughout a horror movie.

    jamie lee doesn’t get jack shit to do and it is absolutely to the movie’s detriment. 

    but yeah…
    great gore effects, beautiful gore effects….

    i was entertained at the very least i guess lmaooo…