I like movies about war and horses.
A little story.
T'was Friday night. I had gotten off work at 9pm and felt like seeing a movie. Ant-Man was an option, but I'm sure you know how I feel about Marvel (puke). Paper Towns looked intriguing, mostly because Cara Delevingne's eyebrows are transfixing. I settled on Trainwreck, though. I do like Apatow, even Funny People.
I arrived at the theatre for the 10:15 show with some time to spare and took a seat near the front, behind the…