Army of the Dead

Army of the Dead ★½

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A 148 mins too long of ridiculousness, "gore" and a plot that went nowhere. You know, Snyder is so extra, maybe too extra for his own good; like what the fuck do you mean the queen zombie was pregnant, also they have feelings (???) no, dude. Oh, I almost forgot to mention the useless 
slow-motion and "aesthetic" shots. Petition for 
Zack Snyder to chill the fuck out, please. 

I love zombie films, but this was not for me, as a spokeswoman for the undead, I feel extremely misunderstood and so are the zombies. I'm angry and for what? A stupid movie ✌️😔 embarrassing. Ok, but it is sad how promising this was, the concept is cool on paper, yet, instead we got this silly action movie packed with non-sense.

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