• The Plumber

    The Plumber

    ★★★★★

    This is a masterpiece and way ahead of its time. HiTop is a genius for crafting this film in the pandemic period.

  • Cuties

    Cuties

    Wait this isn’t a movie this is CP

  • Cool Cat Saves the Kids

    Cool Cat Saves the Kids

    ★★★★★

    It’s great to see this movie getting the 5 star reviews it deserves because this film is a masterpiece and deserves everyone’s praise. The character work and acting are some of the best in cinema, people say movies like The Father, and Titanic have some of the best acting in cinema but when they make their list of the movies with the best acting they all leave out the most deserving title for it, cool cat saves the kids. I…

  • Slender Man

    Slender Man

    ★★★★★

    This movie is the pinnacle of horror, no other horror movie will be able to top this masterpiece. For starters, Joey King being in this movie instantaneously makes the movie better, as does every movie with Joey King. I've never played a slender man game before but I've watched other people play them on youtube and I enjoyed it, this movie did not disappoint when it comes to recapturing the magic of the games. The character work, setting, and music…

  • F9

    F9

    ★★★★★

    Who needs good writing when you have family

  • Jojo Rabbit

    Jojo Rabbit

    ★★★★★

    This film made me like Hitler

  • Black Widow

    Black Widow

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This is peak MCU content and one of the top 3 CBM's ever made. Everything about this is genius. The story is great, the CGI is extremely well crafted (but that's a given since this movie had a year to polish itself.), the characters are all extremely well written and fit in right with the MCU storyline. And I have to take a moment to say that I'm in favor of Florence Pugh's character to run the entire cinematic universe.…

  • Predator

    Predator

    ★★★★★

    I can't talk shit about this movie even as a joke.

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    ★★★★★

    I normally don't think HiTop films understands cinema but in this case, he definitely does. Wonder Woman 1984 is a masterpiece and a top-tier comic book movie and HiTop gets it. Way to go! Yes, Wonder Woman is a cinematic accomplishment because somehow this masterpiece didn't get played in a movie theater. People say that this movie has plot issues but all those issues are automatically discarded because I had fun watching it, and if you have fun watching a…

  • The Godfather

    The Godfather

    Sorry guys I thought this was a good movie but it sucks, it absolutely sucks. Firstly I want to mention that this film looks horrendous, it was made in 1972 so that automatically makes the film bad in terms of a cinematography standpoint. I'm sorry but that's just how life works. Secondly, the plot is broken. Plot holes such as how they managed to sneak a horse head under his bed without him waking up. He should've noticed the smell…

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    People said this was the best Spider-Man movie, well they are wrong so wrong. So much is wrong with this god damn movie I don’t know where to begin. To start off live action always tops animation when it comes to film. You can make a good animated film but it will always be outclassed by live action. The story is also a mess, for example how did Gwen did knocked back in time. How did Miles have the time…

  • Sherlock Gnomes

    Sherlock Gnomes

    ★★★★★

    Sherlock Gnomes is a masterpiece it takes everything great about Sherlock Holmes and amplifies it to the next level. The writing is great, the casting is on spot and this film perfected the use of two plot twists happening at once which is something rarely done well in a film. I was shocked when they revealed Watson was alive and evil but I fell out of my chair when I realized that the real villain all along was also still…