No Website for Old Men
Where does a man my age go with his pop culture thoughts and observational musings?
I've been posting here for over 5 years and I still feel like the guy sitting at the bar watching the ballgame while the kids gyrate to 'W.A.P.'. I don't quite fit in, but I'm not sure someone in their 40's fits anywhere on the world wide web. I'm just a dad chaperoning a bunch of self-loathing brats to a…
Listen, I’m not going to sit here and pretend being a Louis C.K. fan is easy.
Sure, he’s no Harvey Weinstein but leveraging your comedic stature so you can fondle yourself in front of impressionable young comedians is pretty despicable. I do struggle with that, and admit he could’ve helped himself by being a bit more apologetic early on. But I also believe in second chances. I know I’ve had my share.
You know who else got a second chance?…
What could possibly be worse than Wonder Woman 1984?
How about completely compromising everything you stand for and paying $51 to see WW84 a second time in a theater because you were horny? Would that be worse?
Yes, yes it would be.
Much worse.
So, I've had an off-and-on thing with a young lady from Wisconsin for over a year now. It has yielded very little fruit either emotionally or physically and if I'm being honest I'm not even sure…
We need to strongly consider un-canceling a few comedians because what’s passing as funny these days is embarrassing.
First, you assholes force that bag of starfucking wet-shit Sarah Cooper into the mainstream by gobbling up her hack Twitter feed like mindless pigs.
Then, you sheltered dolts prop up the worst SNL cast in history and praise that mugging comedy vortex Kate McKinnon for any desperate cosplay she shits out.
Now, you pandering dorks are wolfing down this already dated pile…
If getting drunk and shitting your pants was a reason to kill yourself I never would've survived my twenties.
Let's talk about the films we truly love.
Our absolute favorites.
The movies we use as a measuring stick when comparing other films and opinions. They don't have to be considered "classics" or win Academy Awards. They just have to remind us of why we love cinema in the first place.
Joel and Ethan Coen's FARGO is that movie for me.
One big reason is the personal connection to the setting. Lifelong Minnesotan here, dontchaknow! And every detail in FARGO…
