TheCultureShocker

TheCultureShocker

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My name's Alex, I'm 27 and live with my fiancée Taylor. We watch movies whenever we can.

#horror

Favorite films

  • A Scanner Darkly
  • Dune
  • The World's End
  • Last Night in Soho

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  • Blade: Trinity

  • School of Rock

    ★★★

  • A Scanner Darkly

    ★★★★★

  • Blade II

    ★★★★★

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  • Raw

    Raw

    ★★★★★

    WOW.

    I can say without hesitation that this is one of the best horror films I've ever seen. Hit me the same way that Let The Right One In did when I saw it as a teenager, but I think I like this one even more.

    I can't remember the last time a film got this much of a visceral reaction out of me since I saw Hereditary in the theater for the first time. I knew I was going…

  • Over the Garden Wall

    Over the Garden Wall

    ★★★★★

    One of the best things I've ever seen.

    EVERYTHING is perfect in this. The voice acting, the gorgeous animation, the score, how dark yet wholesome it is, just everything. I get choked up every time I come back to it and watching it again this year hit harder than it ever has for me.

    The music and the way it looks are key here. This might be my all-time favorite cartoon to watch around autumn because it just oozes the…

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  • Blade: Trinity

    Blade: Trinity

    From two perfect action films to the cinematic equivalent of scuba diving in a septic tank.

    What HAPPENED to this trilogy?!

  • School of Rock

    School of Rock

    ★★★

    Such a mixed bag for me. I used to love it as a kid, but after seeing what Richard Linklater can do in his other films, this just feels like a mid-tier Disney film starring a narcissistic Jack Black protagonist.

    It's kinda cute, but I feel like it sinks into the cheese a bit too much for me.

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  • The Fanatic

    The Fanatic

    You people thought Gotti was a fucking meme?

    Give this a few months to be the laughing stock of the internet. I seriously couldn't believe what I was watching as I was seeing it.

    If it weren't for "The Haunting of Sharon Tate", this would be the worst film of the year, but it's simply too entertaining for me to put it lower than that offensive dumpster fire.

    This is gonna be John Travolta's "Wicker Man". A masterpiece of garbage.

  • David Lynch Cooks Quinoa

    David Lynch Cooks Quinoa

    ★★★★★

    David Lynch is my favorite artist, I don't give a FUCK.

    This is exactly the kind of person I picture in my head when someone says the word "artist".

    Completely eccentric, always seeing the beauty in everything and never not interesting. I love this video.