chelsea mackerel!’s review published on Letterboxd:
this movie FUCKS okay??? johnny "whackadoodle" depp and helena bonham "milf" carter spend the entire movie trying to kill a rapist and LITERALLY killing, cooking and eating rich people!! alan rickman plays a total sleazeball who sings broadway songs about how much he likes women! there's a cool score and great art direction! this movie masters the "dark and grimy" aesthetic while also making it so you can actually see What the fuck is going on! jamie campbell bower is one of the most attractive people I've ever seen! please watch this.