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  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    ½

    Truly insufferable. Interesting mise en scene, set design and remarkable practical effects but not much else. One continuous chase scene that goes on for TWO HOURS is not a feature, it’s a bug. Borrows Snyder's empty machismo and unearned bravura and mixes it up with no-wave Whedonesque Feminism (Roughly: Sexy Ladies Punching Dudes). Cars and car culture are dull, chugging butt-rock is dull, mealy-mouthed, surface-level criticisms of patriarchy and sexism are dull. How this ended up being the movie of…

  • Ex Machina

    Ex Machina

    ½

    I can't believe how much I hate this. This is what happens when you encourage me-too Nolan neckbeard fanboys. Fathers come get your damn sons.