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  • The Last Boy Scout

    ★★½

  • Taming the Garden

  • Ottolenghi and the Cakes of Versailles

    ★★

  • Ben-Hur

    ★★★½

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  • 2 Fast 2 Furious

    2 Fast 2 Furious

    ★★

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  • Ad Astra

    Ad Astra

    ★★★★

    REAL men go to SPACE to hide from their feelings. MANLY space! Where men can be MEN and the moon has an Applebee’s.

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  • The Last Boy Scout

    The Last Boy Scout

    ★★½

    Do you think that Shane Black stopped hating women/people of colour/homosexuals or did he just learn to shut the fuck up?

    Wait, I just remembered The Predator (2018) movie. I guess neither!

  • Taming the Garden

    Taming the Garden

    DNF because I wasn’t feeling well and this was honestly a little too slow and understated to do what I needed it to do (which was distract me from feeling shitty). 

    A unique approach to a documentary and it certainly grew on me as it built, but still ultimately probably not my speed. 

    Those trees were amazing though.

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  • Frankenstein's Monster's Monster, Frankenstein

    Frankenstein's Monster's Monster, Frankenstein

    ★★★

    I FINALLY know how to get into Juilliard.

  • The Truffle Hunters

    The Truffle Hunters

    ★★★½

    A definitive ranking of characters met in The Truffle Hunters (in order of wholesomeness):

    5. Carlo - Hate the game not the playa! He just can't get enough of that truffle action. Special mention to his faithful companion Titina for being so pumped for a midnight jail break from their Italian cottage.

    4. Angelo - aka Italian Saruman. Once had 50 marriage proposals but now is so jaded by the capitalistic nature of the modern Truffle game that he spends…