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  • Donkey Skin

    Donkey Skin

    ★★★★

    Queen: I want you to marry a woman more beautiful than me
    King: .... how about our daughter?
    Queen: that’s not what I- 
    King: -it’s settled then 😌 

    BRUH THE SETS??? THE COSTUMES??? THE COLOURS??? CATHERINE DENEUVE’S FACE??? THAT HELICOPTER AT THE END??? C’EST FANTASTIQUE

  • Inside

    Inside

    ★★½

    Judge: why are you here today, ma’am?
    me: I was yelling at my screen because the characters in a horror movie were making stupid decisions... again
    Judge: again?
    me: yes
    Judge: 
    Judge:
    Judge: ...... I understand. You’re dismissed *hits gavel thingy*

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  • Sherlock, Jr.

    Sherlock, Jr.

    ★★★★

    imma say it but... Buster Keaton > Tom Cruise 👀

  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie

    ★★★

    y’all this is listed at #22 for movies with the most amount of uses of the word “fuck” and I wanna know why Sam Levinson, just why? LIKE WHAT WAS THE REASONSJSJ