Daniel Cloud

Daniel Cloud


Self-educated film geek.

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  • It Takes Two

    It Takes Two


    This was on HBO a ton as a kid and i remwmber watching it. Gave it another whirl after all these years, hoping to have a laugh.

    This is the longest 79 (79!) mimute film I have ever seen. Also, its oddly racist and a main character that is a complete tool.

    It literally took me 2 times to watch it, so, the title wins.

    Weird fact. The Coen Brothers famous Carter Burwell does the score, which is the films highlight, alomg with a few decent Barry Corbin lines.

  • Shaker Run

    Shaker Run


    This was a bit of a letdown, especially after what I had expected. Some ok stunts, and pretty scenery but who could possinly give a fuck about the plot, the 2 main characters or even if the bad guy WAS EVEN a bad guy...

    *fart sound*

Popular reviews

  • Thunder Road

    Thunder Road



    Mr. Cummings, I hope you have the best Tuesday of your entire life...and everyday after.

    It's the least this universe can give you. The chances you take in this, the vulnerability that is on display, and dialogue that, even without context, is oxygen-depleting: "I kissed the vacuum cleaner." Holy shit.

    You are now in the rolodex of my brain. When the need for the skilled hand of unbridled, indie framed dramedy DONE WELL, with heart, a beating heart, that…

  • Class Action Park

    Class Action Park


    Come for the Wave Pool, stay for your funeral.