Favorite films

  • Animal Crackers
  • The Third Man
  • North by Northwest
  • The Thing

Recent activity

  • Encanto


  • House of Gucci


  • Making of a Male Model


  • A Dogwalker's Christmas Tale


Recent reviews

  • Encanto



    I kinda feel like if children’s entertainment was more emotionally intelligent when I was a kid, who knows what the world could be.

  • House of Gucci

    House of Gucci


    Wish it had leaned further into “murders of the rich and famous” campiness. The cast seems to have understood the assignment, whereas Ridley Scott, perhaps not. Still enjoyable, though.

Popular reviews

  • Psycho Goreman

    Psycho Goreman


    What if a kid basically had a pet Pinhead, but — unlike the old suburban fantasy films this movie quotes — the family that adopts the monster is deeply dysfunctional and amoral (in the most lovable way)?

    My friend Stuart has a small part in this movie, and I take great comfort knowing that the universe somehow saw fit to let him to be in the most Stuart movie ever.

  • Black Widow

    Black Widow


    I've seen a lot of mixed-to-negative responses to this one, and honestly, as much as I try to NOT be a man angry about comic book movies on the internet, it makes me a little irrationally mad, and I have to think hard about the assholes I don't want to be like to calm myself down.

    Sure, there's some junk in here. I think the overall look of the film is weirdly muddy, even in full daylight (normally I'd put…