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  • Stella Dallas

    Stella Dallas

    Creepy Uncle Ed!

    I’m sorry does he drug this entire train car?
    (Oh no it was LITERAL itch powder I thought that was just a euphemism for cocaine)

    “Yeah I was on this first date with this girl and she ran into the woods”

    “When you’ve cried together and when you’ve been through things together that’s when you love the most” no joke here that just really hit home

    Damn sucks that this movie happened before they invented therapy

    I was bored almost the entire time but also the ending made me really sad so call that a win I guess

  • Rebel Without a Cause

    Rebel Without a Cause

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I’m sorry this kid shot puppies? We’re just gonna pretend that’s not disgusting?

    “You’re tearing me apart” branched off into two iconic homages: The Room and a line from Spongebob

    Is James Dean saying “if only (my dad) had the guts to knock mom cold once...”???

    1. James Dean does not look 17 
    2. Why the fuck is he wearing a suit to school; even if it’s ‘55 I don’t believe it for a second

    Is this what they parodied…

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  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    Just realized earlier today that if Marvel is smart and sentimental (and I know they are) they’ll kill Steve Rogers by him diving on a grenade/some other type of explosive device. (To mirror the scene in The First Avenger when he dove on Tommy Lee Jones’ dummy grenade back when he was still skinny, and to reflect how much of a true hero he’s always been.) I am not and will never be even remotely close to emotionally ready for that


    Edit: we’ll probably get a final “I could do this all day” too


    And Bucky Barnes will make a great new Captain America.

  • Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

    Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Recently I’ve received some criticism that I’m too generous with 5 star ratings on Letterboxd. To self diagnose for a second, I honestly think it’s because I hear good press about a movie, I go in wanting to like it (because I like movies! And I like liking movies!), and most of the time I do because I either got pretty much what I was expecting, or I was pleasantly surprised. And if a movie can either deliver on good…