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  • Mile 22

    Mile 22


    Of course the 95 minute, perfectly paced Mile 22 is criticized for “bad editing” while the swarm of overlong, boring “arthouse” movies that are so technically unsophisticated they could’ve been edited on a mobile version of Windows Movie Maker get praised to high heavens. 

    The whole "all action must be shown in long shot with a camera completely motionless on a tripod" meme is getting old. For some movies that approach works great. But demanding it for every action movie…

  • Braven



    This is what happens when you live in Canada and have no 2A right... you have to protect your family by lighting people on fire, killing them with arrows and hatchets, tying guys to four-wheelers and driving them off a cliff, and then literally tying a bear trap to a tree and intentionally stepping in it so you can spear a guy half your size off a cliff... Joe Braven, my man, just move a little south of the border,…

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  • Hitler's Folly

    Hitler's Folly


    Excellent premise but way too silly for it's own good. Would've been funnier if they played it a little straighter. Also needed much more animation and some more effort put into just about every aspect.

  • Maximum Overdrive

    Maximum Overdrive


    Stephen King’s finest work.

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  • The Shape of Water

    The Shape of Water

    The most sickening, morally reprehensible film I've seen in a long while. An absolute mess. There's a reason the romance in Creature from the Black Lagoon was the subtext.

    R.I.P. Subtlety.

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name


    This shit is fucking gay as hell.