dante16

16
i would be a great filmmaker if david lynch jizzed in my mouth

Favorite films

  • Eraserhead
  • Rosemary's Baby
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • The Tenant

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  • Phantom Thread

    ★★★★★

  • The Power of the Dog

    ★★★★★

  • The Power of the Dog

    ★★★★★

  • Don't Look Up

    ½

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  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread

    ★★★★★

    woah. top 2 pta for sure. i can’t decide between this and there will be blood just because both are as good as they are. first watch of phantom thread and the one thing that i can note is that i can actually connect to woodcock. “he’s just like me” or whatever 🤧.

    but fr, with this and the power of the dog on back to back watches, i am so muddled in my own head with thoughts that i am drowning in pity

  • The Power of the Dog

    The Power of the Dog

    ★★★★★

    acid watch 🤧🤧🤧 rattled me to the core. i need a gf so goddamn bad bro…finna kill myslef… this shit makes me hate life. what kind of a movie djdjdjjfjjfjfjfhfjjfjh. 

    this will prolly get read by like 2 ppl but fr this movie is literally perfection

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  • The Power of the Dog

    The Power of the Dog

    ★★★★★

    this is the best movie of 2021 hands down, those paper flowers were rlly good

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ½

    people need to stop complaining about bland tasteless art from hollywood when they all flock like lamb to the slaughter to see this piece of shit. if you are seriously justifying liking this movie, consider shooting yourself because it would be a better use of your brain than continuing on