The Lighthouse

The Lighthouse ★★★★½

Drinking rough alcohol, masturbating over mermaids, farting loudly, killing a seagull, getting shit on your face, fucking a fish. Just the stuff I was doing before I watched The Lighthouse. *ba-dum-tsss*

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Apologies to all my fellow Brits, can't believe it doesn't have a release until 2020. I didn't mean to see the film three times already, but this was actually on a shift I didn't ask for. Ah well, if you're going to let me see The Lighthouse for free, I'm going to take it!

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If Prometheus wanted to take light from Poseidon.

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