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  • An Unmarried Woman
  • Beetlejuice
  • The Long Goodbye
  • Green Room

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  • Scream

    ★★

  • Death Wish 4: The Crackdown

  • The Tender Bar

    ★★

  • Smooth Talk

    ★★★★

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  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★

    I’ve got a serious bone to pick with a lot of these 4+ star reviews I’ve been seeing on here.

  • Death Wish 4: The Crackdown

    Death Wish 4: The Crackdown

    Joyless. Very weird to deescalate the insanity and audacity four films in, but this play for mild legitimacy did nothing for me save for maybe the roller rink sequence which was fairly banaynay. Ugh I guess I’ll watch five now. Goddamnit.

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  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    In college I took a playwriting class and my final project was a piece called Fighting. It was a collection of three scenes in which pairs of people are, yes, fighting. One was a violent physical altercation between two guys going at it after a botched robbery, one was a farce where two British men quibble about something (I genuinely forget), and one was, regretfully, a breakup scene between a couple who just can’t make it work because if memory serves…

  • Nomadland

    Nomadland

    The most conflicted I’ve been about a movie in a long time. On one hand it’s beautifully made and features the most heartbreakingly real performances by non-actors since The Florida Project, and on the other hand it feels like a dramatic Borat with a fake character or two plunged into a real world scenario that is actually affecting real people.

    With the amount of actual nomads featured in this movie you’d think they could have just kept it a harrowing…