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  • Cherry



    Overlong and deeply flawed but I had fun

  • Bo Burnham: Make Happy

    Bo Burnham: Make Happy


    Despite how insanely talented Bo Burnham is for the majority of this special I was still kind of undecided as to whether or not his comedy was for me. I mostly found myself thinking β€œoh that’s pretty clever” rather than actually laughing.

    But then the ending happened...

    And I really can’t put my finger on exactly what it was but something about that last Kanye ode Β re-contextualised Β the whole special for me in a way that I can’t really explain.…

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  • Spiral: From the Book of Saw

    Spiral: From the Book of Saw


    Do you wish your saw movie had less gore, bad traps and a twist you could see coming from the very beginning? Well I have the one for you

  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat


    This felt like a fan film in all the worst ways, I really really did not like it.

    Sub Zero was the only cool character and the violence just seemed so tame for a Mortal Kombat movie, even the fatalities were kind of lame.
    Also can we please stop usingΒ cgi blood all the time, like it never ever looks good