ellie ✨

ellie ✨

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i like girls and iron man

✨she/they, 22✨

current top 4: spectacle

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  • Bridget Jones's Diary

    Bridget Jones's Diary

    ★★★★

    best character is the gay guy in the red turtleneck who sees floppy-hair hugh grant and all but launches himself across a table to shake his hand

  • The Great Gatsby

    The Great Gatsby

    ★★★★★

    the way gatsby is a manic pixie dream girl who gets fridged for nick's manpain

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  • Little Women

    Little Women

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    me, going in: so in this movie called little women, i'll probably relate to one of the little women
    laurie: falls in love with every girl who's mean to him, is a disaster, would die for saoirse ronan
    me: ah, fuck

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    imagine having to go up to a harry potter fan from 2008 and explain some of this shit to them.
    "so," you'd say, voice breaking, "here's the thing. dumbledore's secret brother, who is at least 20 years younger than dumbledore, was in a relationship with voldemort's snake."
    "wait, so aberforth fucks goats and this new one fucks snakes?" they'd say, laughing with the blissful ignorance of not yet thinking this is real.
    "well, she's sort of human."
    "oh, like an…