90% abysmal, punctuated by occasional scenes that are accidentally not bad
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
SpongeBob: We must be dreaming!
Patrick: You amuse me, SpongeBob. Two people can't have the same dream, let alone be in that same dream at the same time. That would be philosophically untenable.
SpongeBob: Indeed. You proffer a metaphysical conundrum.