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  • Sierra Burgess Is a Loser

    Sierra Burgess Is a Loser


    It was difficult to watch this seriously when I literally spent the whole film waiting for nev and max to show up 

    Also we stan dan

  • 20th Century Women

    20th Century Women


    Wow. Where do I start? 
    It will undoubtably play on my mind, as I want it to, as it should. 

    At times I felt this film was another of Abbie’s Polaroid pictures, motioning itself with questions that provoked my thought as with its characters. A seamless depiction of challenges we will face through all ages of life. This conviction of time through generations showcased perfectly how quickly we as a species constantly seek to evolve our own self importance and…